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Weird Dildos

These weird dildos are unatural and consist of dongs shaped like an animal penis, for example: horse, dog, whale, etc., others have very unusual shapes like a mushroom head or snakes. Some of them are extra large and range in size up to 4 inches thick, be sure to exercise caution when attempting to insert any object that's abnormally large. For most of us, dongs of a normal size to slightly larger provide more sexual pleasure than monster dildos, however, they make great novelty gifts.

9 Inch Incubus Dildo
9 Inch Incubus Dildo
Its overall lenth is 9 inches with 7 inches insertable. It has incredibly detailed art on his long shaft with the textured surface providing additional stimulation, the smooth head is easy to insert. He measures approximately 2.25 inches thick. If you want something different, any of these weird dildos will provide a new thrill.
Octopenis 7.5 Inch Dildo
Octopenis 7.5 Inch Dildo
I have found that really weird dildos make great gifts for a partner or friend. This big boy measures 7.5 inches overall with 6 inches insertable. The octopus head is where the balls are and his tentacles are wrapping around the shaft of the penis. Let your imagination run as you lube up the 2.25" wide Octopenis for a new adventure.
Scorpenis  weird DildoScorpenis  Dildo
There's no pain in this scorpion's sting, he'll deliver explosive orgasms. The curved shaft is designed to stimulate the G-spot or prostate gland. Ladies can rock against its shaft for clitoral stimulation. After your first experience with this guy, you're gonna want many more.
SerpenisSerpenis
If you enjoy weird dildos, you're gonna love this one, it has a snake like texture. He measures 7.25 inches long and up to 1.5 inches thick. The angled head and textured body will drive you nuts, you'll also notice there's a clit massager on the base for extra stimulation.
Cock CrazyCock Crazy
It just gets more weird, if your fantasys are way out there, you'll likely enjoy this crooked cock. It has an S curve with thick veins on the shaft that will give you a lot of stimulation. It measures 7.25 inches in overall length and up to 2 inches thick. It's also equipped with a suction cup base.

6.5 Inch I-Cock6.5 Inch I-Cock
He's not so weird, just a little strange, it has two bumps on the head that will give you plenty of stimulation. The tail is designed to stimulate your clitoris or anus, depending on which way you turn him. It measures 6.5 inches overall and up to 1.75 inches wide. He also has a suction cup base.
8.5 Inch Frenchy Super Cock8.5 Inch Frenchy Super Cock
I can see possibilities with this strange dildo, check out his big head with several textured bumps for added stimulation. He's a hefty  measuring 8.5 inches long and up to 2 inches wide. Weird dildos may look different, but that doesn't mean they won't provide you with multiple orgasms for a long time. This one has all the tools for a thrilling adventure. 
Fatman Mega DongFatman Mega Dong
He isn't weird, he's just fat, up to 2.5 inches thick and 8 inches long. You gotta be prepared to be stretched when this giant is inserted. Be sure to use tons of lubricant, it would be a good idea to warm up with a normal size dildo first. Alway exercise caution when attempting to use extra large insertables. 
 
18.5 Inch Trojan Horse18.5 Inch Trojan Horse
It's a reasonably realistic reproduction of a horse penis, you gotta be careful with this huge dildo. It measures 18.5 inches overall and 2.5 to 4.5 inches thick. That's a bit more that humans are supposed to enjoy. A good place for him would be up on your mantel, it would be a great conversation piece. What would your sexual partner think when he/she received this as a gift. 
Mr. EdMr. Ed
Many dildo users find weird dildos visually stimulating, I'm afraid the best I could do is just look at him. He's way too big for me, but to each his own. At 15 inches long, and from 2 to 2.75 inches thick,  this rubber toy is molded to resemble an actual horse penis in both size and shape. You may fantasize about a cock as big as a horse, but when you put your hands on this giant, you're gonna realize how big a horse's cock is. 
MobyMoby
Can you imagine how surprised your sex partner would be when you tell him/her you bought a whale dildo? It certainly won't be listed under traditional dongs. Just when you thought dildos couldn't get any more weird. It measures 14 inches long, 1.5 to 4 inches wide.
Jolly Good Giant DongJolly Good Giant Dong
I'm sure he would be jolly if it could find some's ass or vagina to slip into, lots of luck on that. He measures 9 inches long, from 2 to 4.75 inches thick. To say he's a challenge is an understatement. If you wanna try this giant weird dildo, order a ton of lube.
Bendable WinkyBendable Winky
This strange dildo can be used for anal or vaginal play due to its ability to be moved into any shape, it's very flexible.  It measures 11 inches in overall length, and from 1.5 to 1.75 inches thick. Check out the head, it's a bit unusual. 
The CobraThe Cobra
Weird didos are supposed to be strange, but this looks too much like a snake for me. He has a very unusual texture with a snake belly and scales, ugh. He measure 10.5 inches overall and from 1 to 3.5 inches wide.
Shroom DongShroom Dong
The manufacture says it has a flared head that's flexible and that you can really feel it going in and out, well no kidding! This monster measures 8.5 inches in overall length and from 2.75 to 4.25 inches thick. As with all huge insertables, use caution and apply plenty of lubrication.
The CannonThe Cannon
Weird dildos are fun to look at, some of them are ok to use, but this giant measures 13 inches long and from 4 to 5.25 inches thick. My suggestion would be to enjoy browsing these bad boys and then click the link below to see dildos that will provide you with a lot of pleasure.

 
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